What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are James Potter's flaws?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are there so many single moms in America?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…